Born in the backwoods of northern New York, just a stone's throw from the Canadian border, Patrick is our resident Creative Director and Snack Guru. His smiley looks like a youngish David Letterman, a fact he points to with pride.

Having once saved an entire Girl Scout Troop from a rabid grizzly bear (some witnesses described the animal as "a large knapsack filled with dirty laundry"), Patrick can be counted on to save you from the daily doldrums with links to the funniest, wackiest sites and videos online. Rather impressive considering he doesn't know what "doldrums" means.

Currently reading: Candyfreak
Currently listening to: James - Hey Ma
Currently eating: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream

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Archive

5 Questions for An Unpopular Clown Emoticon  03/03/2009
Exit Interview with the George W. Bush Talking Smiley  01/19/2009
Gone And Forgotten: Bored 2008 New Year Smiley Speaks Out  01/07/2009
Gift idea for the Animal & Pottery Lover  12/14/2008
Free Thanksgiving puzzles, widgets & games!  11/26/2008
How to Listen to Coldplay  11/08/2008
Frankenbush: The End is Near  10/31/2008
Paris for President?  08/06/2008
Super Size My Video  07/20/2008
Independence Day Bling for your Page!  06/30/2008