Born in the backwoods of northern New York, just a stone's throw from the Canadian border, Patrick is our resident Creative Director and Snack Guru. His smiley looks like a youngish David Letterman, a fact he points to with pride.

Having once saved an entire Girl Scout Troop from a rabid grizzly bear (some witnesses described the animal as "a large knapsack filled with dirty laundry"), Patrick can be counted on to save you from the daily doldrums with links to the funniest, wackiest sites and videos online. Rather impressive considering he doesn't know what "doldrums" means.

Currently reading: Candyfreak
Currently listening to: James - Hey Ma
Currently eating: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream

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Old-School Wii Bowling  02/22/2007
Craig Ferguson Discusses Britney Spears  02/21/2007
Ronald McDonald in 1963 - Run for Your Lives!  02/19/2007
Help Us Get Free Pizza!  02/14/2007
Valentine's Day - All Over the Map  02/13/2007
Hate Valentine's Day? Have We Got Something For You...  02/11/2007
Free Zwinky Valentines - Print Them Out!  02/08/2007
The Ex Voodoo Knife Set  02/06/2007
How to Make a 3D Valentine's Day Card  02/05/2007
Inside the NFL Commercial  02/04/2007