Born in the backwoods of northern New York, just a stone's throw from the Canadian border, Patrick is our resident Creative Director and Snack Guru. His smiley looks like a youngish David Letterman, a fact he points to with pride.

Having once saved an entire Girl Scout Troop from a rabid grizzly bear (some witnesses described the animal as "a large knapsack filled with dirty laundry"), Patrick can be counted on to save you from the daily doldrums with links to the funniest, wackiest sites and videos online. Rather impressive considering he doesn't know what "doldrums" means.

Currently reading: Candyfreak
Currently listening to: James - Hey Ma
Currently eating: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream

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Smiley Bushisms  09/25/2006
Sh-Sh-Sh-Sharks!  09/24/2006
Got Chutzpah?  09/15/2006
Remembering 9/11  09/11/2006
Grandparents Day!  09/10/2006
Typo Torture  09/08/2006
Welcome to SmileyBuzz!  09/07/2006