Born in the backwoods of northern New York, just a stone's throw from the Canadian border, Patrick is our resident Creative Director and Snack Guru. His smiley looks like a youngish David Letterman, a fact he points to with pride.

Having once saved an entire Girl Scout Troop from a rabid grizzly bear (some witnesses described the animal as "a large knapsack filled with dirty laundry"), Patrick can be counted on to save you from the daily doldrums with links to the funniest, wackiest sites and videos online. Rather impressive considering he doesn't know what "doldrums" means.

Currently reading: Candyfreak
Currently listening to: James - Hey Ma
Currently eating: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream

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Archive

Plan Ahead for April Fools Day  03/27/2008
Easter Morning Gluttony  03/22/2008
21 Ways the Easter Bunny Plans to Spend His Time Off  03/18/2008
We're Hiring!  02/27/2008
Top 7 Smiley Central Talking Smileys  02/20/2008
Create Your Own Valentine!  02/13/2008
Congrats to the NY Giants  02/03/2008
Thriller London Tube Ride  02/03/2008
Where do missing socks go?  01/26/2008
Introducing... Webfetti Whack-a-Pol!  01/23/2008