Born in the backwoods of northern New York, just a stone's throw from the Canadian border, Patrick is our resident Creative Director and Snack Guru. His smiley looks like a youngish David Letterman, a fact he points to with pride.

Having once saved an entire Girl Scout Troop from a rabid grizzly bear (some witnesses described the animal as "a large knapsack filled with dirty laundry"), Patrick can be counted on to save you from the daily doldrums with links to the funniest, wackiest sites and videos online. Rather impressive considering he doesn't know what "doldrums" means.

Currently reading: Candyfreak
Currently listening to: James - Hey Ma
Currently eating: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream

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Archive

Unleaded or Google?  11/08/2007
Turning Back Time  11/03/2007
Spooky (and FREE!) Halloween eCards  10/30/2007
Jim Gaffigan, Conan O'Brien... and Bacon  10/18/2007
Sigur Ros: Worst Interview Ever?  10/17/2007
Kick-Start to Your Week  10/15/2007
Take on Me: The Handheld Version  10/08/2007
Breast Cancer Awareness Month Button and Ribbon  10/03/2007
Cupcake ban in schools?  09/09/2007
Video: Ultimate Light Rail  09/05/2007