Born in the backwoods of northern New York, just a stone's throw from the Canadian border, Patrick is our resident Creative Director and Snack Guru. His smiley looks like a youngish David Letterman, a fact he points to with pride.

Having once saved an entire Girl Scout Troop from a rabid grizzly bear (some witnesses described the animal as "a large knapsack filled with dirty laundry"), Patrick can be counted on to save you from the daily doldrums with links to the funniest, wackiest sites and videos online. Rather impressive considering he doesn't know what "doldrums" means.

Currently reading: Candyfreak
Currently listening to: James - Hey Ma
Currently eating: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream

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Archive

FACE! Best 4-Second Video Ever  08/24/2007
Finland 1979: YMC-yA!  08/23/2007
New Zwinky TV Commercial  08/16/2007
Plastic Balls!  07/26/2007
Worst Music Video Ever: Homemade Edition  07/23/2007
Worst Music Video Ever?  07/19/2007
Kiefer Hearts Zwinky  07/13/2007
Eco-Friendly Music Gifts for 7/7/07  07/07/2007
66 Hot Dogs. 12 Minutes.  07/04/2007
Hot Dog Eating Contest Finalist Crazy Legs Conti: The Interview!  07/02/2007