Born in the backwoods of northern New York, just a stone's throw from the Canadian border, Patrick is our resident Creative Director and Snack Guru. His smiley looks like a youngish David Letterman, a fact he points to with pride.

Having once saved an entire Girl Scout Troop from a rabid grizzly bear (some witnesses described the animal as "a large knapsack filled with dirty laundry"), Patrick can be counted on to save you from the daily doldrums with links to the funniest, wackiest sites and videos online. Rather impressive considering he doesn't know what "doldrums" means.

Currently reading: Candyfreak
Currently listening to: James - Hey Ma
Currently eating: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream

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Archive

Paris Hilton Returns to Dreamworld  06/26/2007
Everything Goes Better with Glitter  06/20/2007
A Very Smiley Father's Day  06/17/2007
Introducing Corbin Bleu Talking Smileys!  06/14/2007
Paris Hilton Mug Shot: The Smiley Emoticon  06/08/2007
Paris Hilton Out of Jail: The Smiley Emoticon  06/08/2007
What I Found Yesterday on Smiley Today  06/07/2007
No Sympathy for Paris Hilton  05/24/2007
Zwinky Prom Office Photos - Phew!  05/20/2007
Ready for the Zwinky Prom?  05/17/2007