Born in the backwoods of northern New York, just a stone's throw from the Canadian border, Patrick is our resident Creative Director and Snack Guru. His smiley looks like a youngish David Letterman, a fact he points to with pride.

Having once saved an entire Girl Scout Troop from a rabid grizzly bear (some witnesses described the animal as "a large knapsack filled with dirty laundry"), Patrick can be counted on to save you from the daily doldrums with links to the funniest, wackiest sites and videos online. Rather impressive considering he doesn't know what "doldrums" means.

Currently reading: Candyfreak
Currently listening to: James - Hey Ma
Currently eating: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream

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Archive

Worst Prom Experience: The Night the Music - and my Presidency - Died  05/14/2007
Not Your Typical Mom's Day Ecards  05/12/2007
My Favorite Zwinktopia Feature: The HUGE Beach Chair  05/07/2007
Introducing Zwinktopia - a Virtual World for Zwinkies!  05/03/2007
Zwinky TV Commercial on NBC  04/30/2007
Weekends: All about the Pancakes  04/28/2007
We Love WiiKitty.com  04/17/2007
If Hello Kitty Gets A Plane, Why Not Us?  04/15/2007
Here's to Old People!  04/10/2007
What Does the Easter Bunny Do After Easter?  04/09/2007