Born in the backwoods of northern New York, just a stone's throw from the Canadian border, Patrick is our resident Creative Director and Snack Guru. His smiley looks like a youngish David Letterman, a fact he points to with pride.

Having once saved an entire Girl Scout Troop from a rabid grizzly bear (some witnesses described the animal as "a large knapsack filled with dirty laundry"), Patrick can be counted on to save you from the daily doldrums with links to the funniest, wackiest sites and videos online. Rather impressive considering he doesn't know what "doldrums" means.

Currently reading: Candyfreak
Currently listening to: James - Hey Ma
Currently eating: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream

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Archive

Smiley Easter Memory Game!  04/06/2007
The Cadbury Mini-Egg Mystery  04/05/2007
Spamarama Ding Dong  03/23/2007
Never Too Early to Prank Your Friends  03/21/2007
Smile Like You Mean It  03/19/2007
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Now Open Your Card.  03/17/2007
Favorite Time Waster - TeeVee.org  03/14/2007
What's Your Favorite Time Waster?  03/06/2007
March Madness: How to Usher in the New Month  02/27/2007
Girl Scout Cookies on MySpace?  02/25/2007