Hola amigos! A suburban New York native, Joe serves as an Online Editor, Entertainment Buzz Specialist and Fantasy Sports Expert around these parts.
After graduating from Harvard in 1993, Joe was tempted into following Henry David Thoreau into the woods - but discovered, much to his chagrin, that there were condos there. Returning to society, he was eventually forced to abandon his lifelong dream of being the starting third baseman for the New York Mets - despite bringing his glove to every game at Shea and not getting a grounder or foul ball for 10 consecutive years.
That's why he landed here at Smiley Central. A frustrated novelist and filmmaker in his spare time, Joe can always be counted on to bring you the latest grotesque absurdities from the wild, woolly and wonderful world of entertainment.
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