Originally from Joisey where everyone's either a mobster or a crooked politician (thanks to the Sopranos). If you ask him which exit, he'll ask you from which highway. An avid hockey fan and a HUGE Star Wars geek.

Keith's a father of 2 boys and to this day can't figure out if he's there so they have someone to play with or they're here so he has someone to play with. Either way they have fun. He's training them to be good Jedis and not turn to the Dark Side but somehow they keep ending up over there.

Keith is also a repository of useless movie quotes. For any situation in life, there's a movie quote for it that will be used. Most quoted movies: Office Space, Super Troopers, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Currently Reading: Where the Wild Things Are
Currently Drinking: Mountain Dew from an IV
Still Listening to: Dropkick Murphys - Live on St. Patrick's Day
Currently Waiting: For Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull May 22, 2008
Currently Trying: To find the perfect Christmas gifts for his wife and kids.
Still Hoping: To win the lottery

Archive

Keith's Predictions for 2008 12/28/2007
Avast, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day 09/19/2007
Faceball 08/31/2007
Keith's Random Links 07/31/2007
You Snooze You Looze 07/15/2007
Spam spam spam 07/08/2007
Star Wars 30th Anniversary: Which Character Are You? 05/25/2007
Senior Prom was out of this world! 05/16/2007
My Favorite Zwinktopia Feature: FRISBEES! 05/05/2007
Peep Jousting! 04/06/2007
Kids Love the Wii 04/03/2007
Favorite Time Waster: Fhqwhgads 03/13/2007