Born in the backwoods of northern New York, just a stone's throw from the Canadian border, Patrick is our resident Creative Director and Snack Guru. His smiley looks like a youngish David Letterman, a fact he points to with pride.
Having once saved an entire Girl Scout Troop from a rabid grizzly bear (some witnesses described the animal as "a large knapsack filled with dirty laundry"), Patrick can be counted on to save you from the daily doldrums with links to the funniest, wackiest sites and videos online. Rather impressive considering he doesn't know what "doldrums" means.
Currently reading: Candyfreak
Currently listening to: Arcade Fire - Neon's Bible
Currently eating: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream
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Archive
Independence Day Bling for your Page! 06/30/2008
3,245,000,000 Smileys and Counting... 06/16/2008
Zwinky Prom... June 12-15! 06/06/2008
A Swiftly Tilting Planet 06/06/2008
Meat Loaf Smileys 06/04/2008
How does Smiley Central fit so many smileys in one toolbar? 05/20/2008
Interactive Pets for your page! 05/12/2008
Think You Know Your Mom? 05/09/2008
An eCard for every type of Mom. Even gassy ones. 05/09/2008
Free Holiday Countdown Clocks! 04/30/2008
Earth Day Countdown 04/20/2008
Plan Ahead for April Fools Day 03/27/2008
Easter Morning Gluttony 03/22/2008
21 Ways the Easter Bunny Plans to Spend His Time Off 03/18/2008
We're Hiring! 02/27/2008
Top 7 Smiley Central Talking Smileys 02/20/2008
Create Your Own Valentine! 02/13/2008
Congrats to the NY Giants 02/03/2008
Thriller London Tube Ride 02/03/2008
Where do missing socks go? 01/26/2008
3,245,000,000 Smileys and Counting... 06/16/2008
Zwinky Prom... June 12-15! 06/06/2008
A Swiftly Tilting Planet 06/06/2008
Meat Loaf Smileys 06/04/2008
How does Smiley Central fit so many smileys in one toolbar? 05/20/2008
Interactive Pets for your page! 05/12/2008
Think You Know Your Mom? 05/09/2008
An eCard for every type of Mom. Even gassy ones. 05/09/2008
Free Holiday Countdown Clocks! 04/30/2008
Earth Day Countdown 04/20/2008
Plan Ahead for April Fools Day 03/27/2008
Easter Morning Gluttony 03/22/2008
21 Ways the Easter Bunny Plans to Spend His Time Off 03/18/2008
We're Hiring! 02/27/2008
Top 7 Smiley Central Talking Smileys 02/20/2008
Create Your Own Valentine! 02/13/2008
Congrats to the NY Giants 02/03/2008
Thriller London Tube Ride 02/03/2008
Where do missing socks go? 01/26/2008
