
Originally from Northern California, Grace lives in New York and works as an Online Editor. If she weren't doing that, she'd like to be a hairdresser, sociologist, or David Bowie.
You can count on her for style advice, indie rock factoids, and movie recommendations. Friends call her taste "obscure," which she's decided to take as a compliment. Her favorite concert ever was a benefit show in which surprise guest Debbie Harry sang "Heart of Glass." Sweet!
Currently reading: A Long Way Gone by Ishmael Beah
Currently listening to: Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? by Of Montreal
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Get free July 4th graphics from Webfetti 07/02/2008Send Free Greetings for Father's Day! 06/13/2008
Are you feelin' lucky? 06/13/2008
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Born in the backwoods of northern New York, just a stone's throw from the Canadian border, Patrick is our resident Creative Director and Snack Guru. His smiley looks like a youngish David Letterman, a fact he points to with pride.
Having once saved an entire Girl Scout Troop from a rabid grizzly bear (some witnesses described the animal as "a large knapsack filled with dirty laundry"), Patrick can be counted on to save you from the daily doldrums with links to the funniest, wackiest sites and videos online. Rather impressive considering he doesn't know what "doldrums" means.
Currently reading: Candyfreak
Currently listening to: Arcade Fire - Neon's Bible
Currently eating: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream
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Independence Day Bling for your Page! 06/30/20083,245,000,000 Smileys and Counting... 06/16/2008
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Peter's led a pretty crazy life. He's been in the movie business, worked in
music and TV, ventured into fashion and landed on the Internet where he rode the
bubble and lived to tell about it. Between it all he stepped on Robert Redford's
foot, pulled Linda Evans out of the toilet, and almost chucked out a prototype
for what would become a $200,000,000+ charity – the original penciled
illustration of Paul Newman’s mug that Peter thought was a fan's rendering the
star wanted to trash.
Dabbling in sports too, Peter worked for hockey great Phil Esposito and co-wrote
The Everything Golf Book. His business parables book proposal Courage
and Tradition, (think Monty Python's Spamalot
meets mega business guru Stephen Covey),
is currently making the rounds. Peter's a screenwriter too. Who would have
thought?
Here at Smiley Central, Peter is a Senior Copywriter, conceptualizing ads for
our entire line of products. He writes lots of scripts for My Fun Cards, and
provides several voices for our smileys and eCards. He revels in posting lots of
fun, wacky stuff. Movie stars look out!
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When George Carlin Called 06/29/2008Awesome Smiley Variety 06/18/2008
Pete's Predictions for 2008's US Presidential Election! 12/30/2007
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Scott works in the FunWebProducts department and gets to create a lot of new and exciting web pages. He is a geek by day and a geek by night. Scott loves to play video games and passes the time by surfing the Internet.
Whatever the topic, it isn't cool unless it involves zeroes and ones. There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
As Scott would say: "Way to geek it up!"
Currently reading: Freeple.com
Currently drinking: Red Bull
Currently playing: Paris Hilton Flash Game
Currently craving: Nintendo Wii
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What Your Neck was Missing, the Bacon Scarf 06/05/2008Super Bowl Bingo Game 02/03/2008
Bacon Comedy at its Finest 01/10/2008
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Live by the font. Die by the font.
Designer Kelli Novotny has her finger on the pulse of celebrity gossip as well as the wacom tablet. Recently becoming a first time mom has opened up her interests to family life and how to handle as much of it online as possible. New gadgets, tips and sites always welcome.
An avid dog lover, Kelli spends her days with Wilson the Goldendoodle – who is loveable but utterly defiant. While not designing or blogging on the buzz, Kelli can be found putting her new Canon Digital SLR to good use...because babies and dogs move fast.
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Everything is OK 04/24/2008In the Name of 3D 01/25/2008
Kelli's Predictions for 2008 12/29/2007
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Originally from Joisey where everyone's either a mobster or a crooked politician (thanks to the Sopranos). If you ask him which exit, he'll ask you from which highway. An avid hockey fan and a HUGE Star Wars geek.
Keith's a father of 2 boys and to this day can't figure out if he's there so they have someone to play with or they're here so he has someone to play with. Either way they have fun. He's training them to be good Jedis and not turn to the Dark Side but somehow they keep ending up over there.
Keith is also a repository of useless movie quotes. For any situation in life, there's a movie quote for it that will be used. Most quoted movies: Office Space, Super Troopers, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Currently Reading: Where the Wild Things Are
Currently Drinking: Mountain Dew from an IV
Still Listening to: Dropkick Murphys - Live on St. Patrick's Day
Currently Waiting: For Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull May 22, 2008
Currently Trying: To find the perfect Christmas gifts for his wife and kids.
Still Hoping: To win the lottery
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Keith's Predictions for 2008 12/28/2007Avast, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day 09/19/2007
Faceball 08/31/2007
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Bill, a senior product manager in our FunWebProducts group, is a fountain of useless knowledge. Jokingly referred to as “WikiBill” by his co-workers, he’s quick to share obscure tidbits of trivia such as how monkeys peel bananas (they pinch the tip of the end without the stem), which 80’s B-movies the mother/father/ brother/sister of the latest red carpet celebrity was in, or how many times the word “who” is uttered in the animated classic, How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Clearly, we need to start giving Bill more to do.
Bill has two kids that he adores. Being a big kid himself, it’s believed he became a father to have an excuse to play video games and watch Saturday morning cartoons deep into his 30s.
In any case, Bill is always eager to share his useless knowledge as well as a parenting story, tip, or not-so-occasional blunder.
Currently reading: Moneyball by Michael Lewis
Currently listening to: We Were Here by Joshua Radin
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Does the Five-Second Rule Apply? 09/16/2007Worst Prom Experiences: Spills, Shockers, Barfers, Deer, and Break-ups 05/17/2007
Arnold as The Vloggernator 03/15/2007
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Drew and Erin are married and work at the same company, which means they spend ALL of their time together. They don't seem to mind, especially since it gives them plenty of time away from their evil genius cat, Cali, who is bent on world domination.
Both Erin and Drew are natives of Pennsylvania, but are currently living in their fourth city in five years. They have moved from South Orange, NJ, to Austin, TX, to Las Vegas, NV, and finally to their current residence of White Plains, NY. Future cities of residence include Sydney, Australia, Cape Town, South Africa, Buenos Aires, Argentina, and Bismarck, North Dakota.
When not working, the happy couple spends their time sewing, obsessing over sports, reading magazines for free at Barnes and Noble and fighting over their one Nintendo Wii controller.
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To iPhone or Not to iPhone 07/12/2007Summer of Sequels 06/30/2007
Worst Prom Experiences: It's all about the transportation. ...And the girls. 05/15/2007
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Hola amigos! A suburban New York native, Joe serves as an Online Editor, Entertainment Buzz Specialist and Fantasy Sports Expert around these parts.
After graduating from Harvard in 1993, Joe was tempted into following Henry David Thoreau into the woods - but discovered, much to his chagrin, that there were condos there. Returning to society, he was eventually forced to abandon his lifelong dream of being the starting third baseman for the New York Mets - despite bringing his glove to every game at Shea and not getting a grounder or foul ball for 10 consecutive years.
That's why he landed here at Smiley Central. A frustrated novelist and filmmaker in his spare time, Joe can always be counted on to bring you the latest grotesque absurdities from the wild, woolly and wonderful world of entertainment.
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Help Zwinky Save the World at Stage Z! 07/06/2007Mailbag: Adding Music to Your Profile Pages 06/01/2007
The Wait is Over....It's Zwinky Prom Weekend! 05/18/2007
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As the last true Renaissance man (complete with tights), Kevin can talk your ear off about the latest tech gadget just as easily as he can about a killer snickerdoodle recipe he found online. Unfortunately for you, his sieve-like brain will forget the whole conversation and he'll try to start it again the next day.
He's on a quest to find the perfect gizmo that will merge his domestic hobbies with his techno-mindset, and compensate for his Momento-esque memory loss. In the meantime, he's more than happy to ridicule everything that falls short of this goal.
Speaking of ridicule, keep an eye out as Kevin shares his experiences with his first foray into the world of social networking, a land of "glitter" and "bling" which he cannot begin to comprehend, but will happily make fun of.
Currently reading:
Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe by Bill Bryson
Currently listening to: TWiT podcasts
Currently cooking: Berry Crisps
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My Favorite Zwinktopia Feature: Zarcadia 05/04/2007Earth Day: I Get Trashed 04/22/2007
Favorite Time Waster: Ask Metafilter 03/07/2007
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