According to Brownielocks.com, today is "Beer Day." Now, I've never heard of Beer Day or brownielocks.com, nor can I find any other source that says today is Beer Day, but I'm not one to look a gift Clydesdale in the mouth. So I'm going to honor this holiday like I've been doing so for years:

First, I'm going to send a MyFunCard to invite a few friends out for Happy Hour. Then I'm going to practice some lopsided bar bets so I can trick them into paying for my beer.

Next, after I learn more about beer, I'm going to watch a few videos celebrating its awesome power:

Legos singing their praises of beer:

Beer (and some other objects) shot from a cannon:

And finally, I'm going to start taking aspirin so that my hangover ends just in time for St. Patrick's Day.

Happy Beer Day!