White Christmas? More like Bacon Christmas! This year, send your loved ones the wonderful gift of bacon themed joy. It never tasted this good to give so much. Here are three ideas to help you out.

1. This Christmas, I feel bad for buying a Christmas tree and contributing to the deforestation of the world's rain forests. Every time I see a tree it reminds me of this murder.

That's why I was pleased to see these new air fresheners from Accoutrements. They're not shaped like the classic pine trees that you're used to in normal car air fresheners. They are shaped like bacon!!! I'm not sure if they smell like bacon but if they did, that would be absolutely perfect.

I don't know about you, but these bacon air fresheners are going to be on my Christmas wish list. They're the perfect stocking stuff for this bacon loving fiend.

2. I received this email from SmileyBuzz reader Ann J.

I love you guys! Can I send you flowers/chocolates/wine to say thank you?

Well, we've been asked it before. But if we spent all of our time admiring flowers, eating chocolates and drinking wine then we'd never be able to deliver you all of these wonderful Smileys, Cursors, Screensavers or Ecards.

But if you absolutely have to send us something, let me please recommend a subscription to the Bacon of the Month Club. Nothing spells thank you like 12 individual shipments of delicious bacon.

3. I'm tired of the same old boring wrapping paper that covers my Christmas presents each and every year. They usually have pictures of Santas, snowmen, elves or candy canes. Sometimes they're just plain solid colors of red or green. How boring!

What kind of wrapping paper would I be excited to tear open on Christmas morning? Wrapping paper that portrayed my favorite food, bacon, of course! Thanks again to Accoutrements for satisfying my bacon desires.

I've had bacon wrapped water chestnuts, bacon wrapped shrimp, and bacon wrapped scallops so it only makes sense that my Christmas presents are bacon wrapped. This is one wrapping paper that I would carefully open so that I could save it for another day.

Mmmm, Christmas presents...