As a highly cultured and enlightened man, I like to be "in the know" when it comes to the latest "man-o-sexual" craze. This way, I'm not caught off guard when I hear someone say, "you are such a (insert trendy adjective)sexual", and I am clued in to whether I should take it as a compliment or an insult.

We all remember the beginning of the "Metrosexual" craze. It really was a genius way to let all men be a little flamboyant and not worry about seeming less manly. I'm convinced that I've been a part of this category for a long time. For example: Sock matching shirt? Check! Jack Spade Man bag? Check! Inflated feeling I am dressed better than all the other guys? Check and check! I've got this one down and am ready to move on to the next.

Perhaps not as well known is the "Ubersexual" - this is used to describe the man who is confident, stylish, a bit more macho and masculine than the metrosexual, but still in touch with his feminine side. This one might be a bit harder to fit into, but I'll give it a shot: Unhealthy football obsession?
E-A-G-L-E-S!!! Check! Knowledge of the first actor to portray Pippin on Broadway? John Rubenstein! Ummm... a very manly and secure check!

I couldn't have been more thrilled when I recently realized that there is a new word that I can attempt to be a part of... the world of the "Technosexual".

There you have it. Ahh, to live in a world where the only thing women care about is how fancy my phone, video game system, tv, and computer are. That would be the life! I can picture it now...

*Wavy dream sequence begins*

Drew: I think I need a new phone, even though mine is only 12 days old. I like that new Motorola!

Erin: Ahh, I suppose the Motorola is ok, but if you're going to get a new phone, why not go ALL OUT get the new iPhone! It's only 500 bucks and it's oh so sexy! Then you can enhance it with the addition of a Bluetooth sold by Bang and Olaufsen!

Drew: Great! Also, I'm getting bored with my Playstation 2, what should I do?

Erin: I would be so much more in love with you if you went out and bought the new Xbox 360 complete with 120 GB hard drive and HDMI connections. Playstation 2's are soooo 2002. In fact, I can't believe you still have yours. At this point, I'm getting embarrassed just to be around you.

*Drew goes to the store and buys all the latest techno-gadgets to impress Erin.*

*Dream Sequence ends*

Ahh yes, that was a dream come true. Now let's attempt this in real life... Sweetie, can I buy the new...

Erin: NO!