Yes, that's right. Coffins.
And they have SIX varieties for you to choose from. So on any given Saturday when you're loading up on paper towels and that lovely $5 roasted chicken that feeds four... feel free to get your casket. Go ahead, take it for a test drive... and for gosh sakes, don't miss out on the discount.
Article can be found here: Your Shiny Happy Discount Death
