It is truly one of life's many mysteries. Many have tried to find the answer. Some have gone mad searching for clues. Even I will oftentimes awake from a dead sleep, haunted by the frightening sounds inside my head wondering why, WHY!!!

Why does the snooze button only provide NINE minutes of peace?

Reading this article reminded me of an episode of one of the funniest shows on tv. I want my own Sugar Hill Gang alarm clock.