• 2008 will have 366 days. That's right, you heard it here first.
  • I will not win the lottery, again.
  • Indiana Jones will be featured in commercials for Geritol and Depends.
  • Britney, Lindsay, and Paris will all get busted for something, on the same day.
  • A tank of gas will cost as much as the car itself.
  • George Lucas will release yet another version of all 6 Star Wars films, and yes, I will buy them.
  • Someone will open a chain of bacon-themed restaurants and Scott will become their #1 customer.
  • Apple will release the greatest gadget ever, and everyone will line up for it 2 weeks before it's released. What is it? Nobody will know, but it's Apple so they'll have to get it.
  • The Banana Splits will launch a reunion tour. Why not? Everyone else is! The Dilly Sisters will be the opening act.