- Due to excessive whitening, celebrity teeth will now be purple.
- Posh's implants will reappear after the tour.
- Jay Z will admit that he is secretly trying to rule the world.
- Liza Minelli and Paula Abdul will start working at CVS.
- Kevin Federline will be jumping into the presidential race.
- RuPaul will be added as a co-host on The View.
- Michael Jackson's face will fall off.
- Justin Timberlake will return sexy back to its proper owner,
Paul Newman.
