If you watched the U.S. Presidential debate Friday night, you know that senators/presidential candidates John McCain and Barrack Obama covered a lot of ground: the American economy, national health care, tax cuts, the Iraq War, Afghanistan, Iran.

But the answers ran long and the candidates failed to address a number of extremely key issues.

  • Does Clay Aiken's recent public embracing of his sexuality affect their policies on gay marriage?
  • Did the inane ramblings of reality TV hosts, a/k/a this year's Emmys opening monologue, constitute psychological torture?

    Oh well, no matter! We're in the final stretch of campaigning now. So show some pride for your candidate. Pick a Smiley to put on your page!